What is this, I don't even

tartaruss:

awyeahsuperheroart:

thenewavengers:

I’ve seen this pop up on my dashboard, and everyone is picking things for fucking stupid reasons.

Also someone said “Sith”, I mean Sith isn’t even a fucking choice! That’s like me going to Burger King and saying: “Yeah, I’ll have the bucket meal of chicken.” How stupid are you? If it’s not a choice, you can’t pick it.

• “I PICKED GO TO HOGWARTS!” - Wow, that’s good, but it doesn’t say anything about being a wizard, it just says: “Go to Hogwarts.” You’re going there, as you are, and just going there. Not staying, certainly not a student, you’re just going there. If you picked this option, you probably get tricked a lot. You need to understand the choice.
• “I PICKED BECOME A JEDI!” - This isn’t a BAD choice, per say, but I don’t think you realise the training that goes into it. First of all, you’re picked when you’re a youngling (unless you’re Leia Organa Solo and your brother now rules the Jedi’s) and seeing as people reblogging this are adolescent, and therefore Padawan level, you’ve kinda missed out the most important part of your training. Plus, it takes years to tune your mind to the powerful ways of the force. Even then, things like force lightning and other powers similar to that are dark side only. This is a good choice, but it’s a choice where you have to work at it.
• “I PICKED BECOME A HERO!” - So you’re going to become Link? You have the power of a Z Fighter, of a Jedi, and you picked a sword? I don’t think you’re understanding your choices.
• “I PICKED BECOME A POKÉMON TRAINER!” - Did you? That’s dumb. You’re a trainer, that’s it. You’re only as strong as the Pokémon you own, and if we’re translating this to our world, not the Pokémon world, then how’re you going to train them up? Besides all that, who says they’ll even listen to you, or if you’re a good trainer? You might not even get the Pokémon you want, or you might not get any at all. Sure, you become a Pokémon trainer, but there’s nothing that says you’ll get Pokémon.
• “I PICKED BECOME A POWER RANGER!” - So you picked the one where you wear spandex, fight in a giant robot, cause huge amounts of damage to cities and no one is ever thankful to you? You also don’t choose who you’re a power ranger with, and you don’t choose your colour. Yeah, I guess you get to kick a lot of people in the face, but do you really need spandex to do that?
• “I PICKED BECOME A Z FIGHTER!” - Really? You think you can REALLY handle that kind of power? You can destroy a planet and you think you can handle that?
• “I PICKED BECOME A TIME LORD!” - Oh good, you spelt it right, it’s two words, TIME LORD. Good, I chose this one too. Why did I choose this one? Well I chose it because it says “become” a Time Lord, so I turn into one! The difference between Jedi and Time Lord is that Jedi is a way to live, a philosophy and a combat form, Time Lord is a species. All of these are occupations (except for go to Hogwarts) and the final choice is a change of species. I wouldn’t have the same mind and experiences as the Doctor, because I’m not him, but I could have the same training as him because of the Time Lord Academy. I’d also wonder what chapter of the Academy I would be, but I’d hope I was part of the Prydon Academy. I know it says nothing about a TARDIS, but Time Lords can build one if they need to, but seeing as I would be at the Academy, I would most likely get one.

So if anyone chooses anything other than Time Lord, they haven’t really thought about their options, unless they choose Z Fighter, in which case they have incredible levels of self control.

I know I totally overthought this, but I’m avoiding doing work, so enjoy.

pokemon trainer all the way!!!

-the bright colored jump suits of power ranger is too silly

-if you are a hero then you are a silent protagonist

-and being a z fighter is just too much